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a fat, useless, too optimistic person named taylor who does nothing but mooch off of others. This person will eat constantly even if it is crumbs underneath the couch cushion. She has also been known to make jokes that no one ever laughs at.
Wow, that taylard just ate my grandma!
by Shane Schafer March 23, 2011