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Someone who believes they are good at guitar and are actually are terrible, someone who thinks he's buff when in fact all his friends are much more fit, someones whos fat, and wants to go to pilot school when he grows up
tayfun: hey guys look at me shred
friend: you suck
tayfun: no i dont
friend: yes you do
tayfun: your just jealous cause im buff.
by tayfun May 04, 2008