Taxis

A chili pepper and lime flavored chips rolled up like a blunt invented by the one and only FETTY JAKE.

Yo these taxis are bomb who invented these ?
The one and only fetty Jake my friend.

by Fuzzlemynizzle January 9, 2017

fap taxi

Taxi that you fap in to get to your destination, and deposit penal juice into drivers mouth

I love that awesome fap taxi ride

by doctorcocktor September 11, 2014

Taxi Shower

A taxi shower is common in Wall Street when you are working long hours and do not have time to rest. In this case, you hail a cab, go home and shower quickly while the taxi waits, and head back to work immediately.

I will finish this project by Sunday morning. I’ll just take a taxi shower Sunday morning and can present to the clients Sunday noon.

by Anti-Legwarmers March 3, 2023

stolen taxi

A taxi that is driven by someone other than a Sikh which likely means that it is a stolen taxi.

I ordered a taxi to pick me up, but when the taxi arrived it was driven by a white guy. I called the police and they arrested him since it was stolen taxi.

by bugger-off July 18, 2018

taxi cabs for fleas

Greyhound

We went to the Dapto Dogs to watch the skinny taxi cabs for fleas run around the track

by #elizabethan2010 October 29, 2017

Taxi Cab Drunk

Someone who gets so drunk (usually at a dive bar) that it is apparent to everyone that they should call a professional to get them home.

Typically these are 40-60 year old men that wear depends and occasionally fall asleep mid sentence.

Bar Patron #1: This old fucker at South River Bar was so wasted he fell asleep while hitting on some fat road whore.

Bar Patron #2: Shit that asshole is Taxi Cab Drunk, hope he has his diapers on!

by Impaler August 27, 2013

taxi lime

when you can't fucking drive a train in battlefield one

look at this fucking taxi lime

by schlobe October 31, 2016