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middleman's tax 

A charge added on to the price of an item that one must pay a person who is buying said item so that the middleman can profit from the deal. Usually enacted when a minor is paying someone of age to buy alcohol or tobacco for them.
The damn middleman's tax is so high these days, I had to pay my brother 20 bucks for a fifth of smirnoff!
middleman's tax by omgitzandre2 December 24, 2010
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Iheb's Tax 

The “Iheb Tax” was created by Iheb is where one person has the ability to take a certain amount of food from another person without question.

This definition makes this law considered the “Iheb Tax” the person that controls the tax has ability to change amount for anyone.

This is enforced by Law enforcement And you are agreed to accept the guidelines and rules by default, resiting any tax may result in higher percentage up to 100%

Tax:

Chris 30%

Jay 35%

Charlo 15%

Yurei 30%
Omg The Iheb's Tax is too much!
Iheb's Tax by IhebTate July 23, 2023

traveler's tax 

the sip a person takes when he moves a drink back to the end table or other surface for another person.
traveler's tax by ethanrhett September 2, 2010

Packer's Tax 

Whoever packs the bowl gets the first hit.
I'm getting the green this time. Packer's tax, get over it.

women’s tax

Women’s Tax is a term for the things that society pins on women to do involuntarily (like not paying taxes per say) to not feel ashamed, manly, or “gross” that only apply to women i.e. having to shave nearly your entire body almost every other day-
Women 1 - I really wish I could grow out my body hair and not feel ashamed about it!

Women 2 - Yeah, I hate women’s tax.
women’s tax by georgiatrue January 22, 2020

7-11's other tax

when you go to 7-11, and due to the fact that you are too stoned to care, buy one of their poor quality hot dogs, loading it up with all of the disgusting condiments, and nacho cheese. This, more often than not, results in a sick feeling in the gut, followed by explosive diarreah.
cool guy 1: man lets go to 7-11 and get some delicious hot dogs.
cool guy 2: man you are looking to pay 7-11's other tax!
cool guy 1: fuck man.
cool guy 2: yeah man lets go.

There's A Tax For That 

Popularized by the channel 'Oversimplified', there phrase refers to the over-taxing of the 13 colonies by the Townshend acts, nearly taxing every single good.
Narrator: Paper, tea, oil
There's a tax for that