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1.
being twisted up and abused in different indescribable ways while hooking up with an extremely psychotic person. The usual consequence of a taverna twister is death.
There is a scarce amount of people who have lived to tell the tale of the time they got their first taverna twister

i almost got a taverna twister last night man, let me sleep

apparently Alan taverna twisted himself with a telephone
by bombybombbomb April 06, 2011