taudy 

Word used to describe an unsightly penis. Examples would be, extreme curvature, nasty veins, etc. Short for "retarded-looking".

"Yo, that shit be taudy"

"Last night, when Joseph and I went back to my house from our date, I was about to perform oral sex on him but when I pulled out his penis I was frightened by how taudy it was."

taudy by tsalagie December 15, 2009

taddy cat 

An annoying person who causes a random disruption to your personal being. Someone who messes things up or makes something go wrong. Or also used if you cant think of another word to call somebody.if someones a taddy cat, their pretty much janky. :

my friend pierce called tate a taddy cat when he jumped off the golfcart JUST to pick a wild apple.

mason;ty, you freakin taddy cat, you made the dog pee on me!"

pierce; quit being such a taddy cat and go get me a water!

jessica; quit it tristin your bein a taddy cat!

meggan; david quit mooning your freaking butt at me your being a freaking taddy cat!

taylor; slams his locker and yells taddy cat, but ponders in confusion of what it really means...

taddy cat by Jessica mfpettyyy July 6, 2007

Tardyard

A rather large and vocal group of intoxicated middle-aged men attending an outdoor event. Mostly obese and sometimes shirtless, they pump there fists into the air and belly slap each other at backyard barbeques, tailgate parties and other open air gatherings.
They love all sporting events and Hair Metal, high “five–in” themselves to the hits and other low brow simian activities. Will approach an attractive female at will and say something moronic.

Dope, Moron, Idiot, Imbecile, sports, Hair Metal, dolt, maroon, dumb dumb, genius, quiet, smooth,

That Tardyard event next door is getting out of hand; maybe we should call the police.

If that Tardyard doesn’t cut it, I’m throwing my shoe at them!

Tardyard by Lord evil May 15, 2013

John Tardy 

The vocalist of the death metal band Obituary. His vocal style shouldn't be left to the term "death growl," but "death roar" due to the sheer power of his voice.

John Tardy is rightfully referred to by some as the greatest death metal vocalist of all time.

John Tardy by DaRoffle October 17, 2015

Taldykorgan 

Taldykorgan, also known as Taldy-Kurgan or Taldyk, second largest city in the state of Almaty, Kazakhstan. The city of Taldykorgan is mainly famous for nothing, except for hot and brave guys form it. The population of the city itself is about 130.000 people. The population of metropolitan area, which includes small villages like "Otenai" among youth known as "Kotenai" and the other village "Yerkin", is 150.000+/-50 people. It has uncertainty of +/"-"50 people, because of constant wars between Otenai - West Side and Yerkin - halfly East Side. As a result of inconsistent behavior and appearance, resident of Otenai and Yerkin are not considered as Taldykorganian.

-Have you heard of that guy, who kicked ass of a whole soccer team?

-Yeah, obviously he is from Taldykorgan.

Taldykorgan by olzhik_chicago March 6, 2011

TrudyMorse 

Adj: awesome, spectacular, amazing, and other assorted positive descriptors. Can be used to describe a person, event, object, etc.

The party was so TrudyMorse!

TrudyMorse by Hanegev Happy December 31, 2010

Lardy-Tardy 

When someone is a combination of fat/lazy and habitually late/incompetent.

Donna was 15 minutes late for work this morning and completely forgot to provide a quote for a big customer. . . she's such a lardy-tardy.

Lardy-Tardy by Professor Eloquence May 22, 2011