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tattoonomics 

The inverse relationship between the number and visibility of tattoos and earnings potential.
The tattoonomics of my full sleeve Pokemon tattoo may have been the reason I didn't get that job last week. I guess I'll stay at the car wash until something better comes along.
tattoonomics by Jerry Paper June 11, 2016

Tattooistry 

The art of tattooing in which only a few can master.
the art of tattooistry is gaining in popularity the more people get tattooed.
Tattooistry by Lucky Luciano May 13, 2011

Ant Tattooist 

A term used to describe a pernickety individual, who comments on minuscule faults to feel a sense of purpose whilst providing no real contribution.
That consultant is a right ant tattooist. I swear he gets paid £50/hour to correct the odd spelling mistake.
Ant Tattooist by BingChilling1 March 29, 2023

Mushroom Tattooist 

A professional in the ancient art of Mushroom Tattoos.
See also Mushroom tattoo
Dale winton is THE greatest Mushroom Tattooist

tattooist 

is another term for Tattoo Artist
I'm a tattooist.
tattooist by TreySan May 16, 2014

tattoopo 

A misspelled tattoo - resulting from going to an under-educated or amateur tattoo artist, likely while impaired and unable to supervise the quality of their work.
"Did you hear what happened to Jennifer last week?"

"No, what?"

"She got drunk with some friends and went to some second rate tattoo studio, woke up with a tattoopo!"

"Seriously?!"

"Yeah, that stupid ho is going to spend the rest of her life with "My Mom Is My Angle" on her back."
tattoopo by zoobie555 May 1, 2013