tatsquatch 

A tattoo that is covered by body hair

an individual that has the pride of owning a tattoo that over time has been engulfed by chest pubes, arm hair, back hair, etc. Now resembling a tattoed chimpanzie or sasquatch... tatsquatch

tatsquatch by herbaliser72 March 19, 2009

ratsquatch 

a ratchet ass hoe who's as big as a sasquatch and as ugly as a rat.

Ratsquatch was talking shit about us again.

ratsquatch by hoe fighter January 9, 2016

tardsquatch 

1. Hybrid of retard and sasquatch. 2. A large and/or hairy retard.

"She aggravates the piss out of me with her stupid questions."
"What do you expect? She's a fuckin' tardsquatch."

tardsquatch by Nokmin of Adonai October 4, 2006

fatsquatch 

When a woman has a fat lump right above her pussy.

Chris: Did you see that chick in the tight pants?!
David: Yeah, she's a fatsquatch

fatsquatch by Sonny Black Monster December 16, 2008

Batsquatch

A 9 foot tall primate with wings. Scared? You should be.

"Dude, why weren't you at work yesterday?"

"Fucking batsquatch ate my car again"

Batsquatch by glearny April 13, 2010

Fatsquatch 

Large, fat hairy man that often gets extremely angry about food.

Man 1: Did you see that fat, hairy guy raging when McDonalds only gave him half a burger!

Man 2: Yea, he went ape shit didn't he.

Man 1: Classic fatsquatch....

Fatsquatch by Fatman4938 March 8, 2011

fatsquatch 

An ugly obese (fat) man who shows up at your door with roses and gifts and beg you to date him.

Being cursed with fatness and hairiness he has no choice but to beg and pay women for company.

Usually of italian descent he is overly hairy and smelly and dosen't take hints too well.

Vitale is a real fatsquatch.

fatsquatch by ress223 December 15, 2008