tastey cakes 

when something hard and flat is inserted into ones anus thus causing them to shit out flat disk like turds

That guy had that ping pong paddle shoved so far up his ass he was shitting tastey cakes for two weeks

tastey cakes by killa karl February 28, 2008

Tasty cakes 

The name given to the weakest person in a cabin or group that is sexually abused by the others

"Did you see that tasty cakes in cabin 4?!"

"i want a peice of tasty cake's ass"

Tasty cakes by aaron "tasty cakes from cabin 4" holder August 20, 2004

tasty cakes 

delicious weed

Let's have some tasty cakes in Kai's room, 8pm tonight.

tasty cakes by curlyoung August 25, 2008

tasty cakes 

Where the woman lies on her back. Then the guy takes a dump on their chest. He then he ejaculates on the poo. Then takes a piss. Making a layered cake.

Oh Lacroix please give me one of ur tasty cakes.

tasty cakes by Shoemann2 April 30, 2006

Tiwanese Tasty Cake 

During sex you pull your partners eyelids to the side and shove their face into some Tasty Cakes. Then you cum on their upper lip then draw your cum into a fo-man-Chu mustache. Then put their face into the freezer so it hardens.

I gave your mom a Tiwanese Tasty Cake last night.

Tiwanese Tasty Cake by Newman, Paul November 10, 2006

tasty cake 

When a man ejaculates into a woman's anus, and she immediately shits out a cum swirrled poop log, resembling a swiss cake roll.

I had to stop myself from packaging that tasty cake she just gave birth to.

tasty cake by turtle_mcflipperpants June 12, 2011

Tasty cake 

A name for an extremely attractive man

Girl 1: have you saw that guy other there?

Girl 2: Yes he's a tasty cake TeHEHE

Tasty cake by sadyeehawforshinji December 19, 2019