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tastey cakes 

when something hard and flat is inserted into ones anus thus causing them to shit out flat disk like turds
That guy had that ping pong paddle shoved so far up his ass he was shitting tastey cakes for two weeks
tastey cakes by killa karl February 28, 2008

tasty cake 

When a man ejaculates into a woman's anus, and she immediately shits out a cum swirrled poop log, resembling a swiss cake roll.
I had to stop myself from packaging that tasty cake she just gave birth to.

Tasty cake 

Girl 1: have you saw that guy other there?

Girl 2: Yes he's a tasty cake TeHEHE
Tasty cake by sadyeehawforshinji December 19, 2019

tasty cake 

when a man inserts cake into a woman's vagina then a naked midget eats her out while the woman is taking a shit.
lets go try a tasty cake in the bathroom.
tasty cake by 12354 December 3, 2007

Cake Taster 

Anyone who performs fellatio on a man's organ. Basically, a substitution of "cake" for "cock". It's OK to use the term about anyone, whether they've actually done the deed or not! Especially effective when implying that a straight guy is lame, or 'queer'.
"That cake taster just cut me off in traffic!" or " What a fucking cake taster! He's afriaid to ask for her number!"
Cake Taster by nasty fantastic April 10, 2009

Tasty cakes 

The name given to the weakest person in a cabin or group that is sexually abused by the others
"Did you see that tasty cakes in cabin 4?!"

"i want a peice of tasty cake's ass"