sack of taters 

A child whom you put to bed over a hour ago found hiding in their parents bed..

Oh goodness is that a sack of taters or is that Staci Dee?

sack of taters by Jinxie Dee Breece October 18, 2020

Taser 

When someone digs their fingers (in a finger gun position with both the index and middle) into someone's side or back and moves them around to stimulate a tickling sensation VERY quickly.

As Sarah stretched her arms up in boredom in Geography, Jake took the opportunity to taser her in the side, causing her arms to shoot back down and protect her side.

Taser by <3ScaleCoiler<3 February 2, 2019

Taser tag

Regular tag but the person who's it has a taser and uses it to tag other people

Taser tag! hey RUN BIITCH ILL FUCK YOU UP MY NIGGA. BITCH

Taser tag by Liveyyyyy February 14, 2015

Tasered 

How an idiot describes the act of being tased because he sucks at English.

Mark: "Wow! That thug got tasered really bad!"
Carter: "Tasered? It's tased, Mark."
Mark: "I've heard it both ways."

Tasered by Greasegrim March 11, 2016

tamers12345

the sexiest man alive

person 1: do you like tamers12345

person 2: yeah he’s sexy as fuck

tamers12345 by rot_sukz July 11, 2021

taters 

PO-TA-TOES, boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew. Lovely, big, golden chips, w/a nice piece of fried fish.
Even you couldn't say no to that.

OH yes we could. Ruins a good fish. Give it to us raw, and wrrrrigggling.

taters by k dawg August 27, 2004

joshing your taters 

(V.) Similar to just joking. A term used by a small population who likes inventing new ridiculous terms. Usually results in laughter by the person to whom the phrase is said.

Can also be abbreviated JJYT.

-"David are you being serious?!?!?!?"

-"Nah, I'm just joshing your taters!"

joshing your taters by jamez629 September 15, 2009