tarp

A dastardly trap which is discovered by the intended victim, much too late to react in time.

or

Any situation where you are forced to make a spot decision

being the general who discovers a large group of imperial cruisers heading straight for his rebel fleet - "its a tarp!"

or

should i wear underwear today? - "a tarp!12"

by Sammage inc May 21, 2005

TARP

Taxpayer Assisted Recreation Plan. A program that allows incompetent executives of banks, insurance companies and investment firms to live in luxury on public funds while railing against the evils of "socialism".

Thanks to TARP, failed executives can have all the perks formerly enjoyed by successful ones. What a deal!

by WallStreetStrangler June 30, 2009

tarp

"tarp" is the short form of "tarpaulin", which is a waterproofed canvas

"The tarp has sprung a leak"
Nirvana - Something In The Way

by gokukiller May 1, 2006

Tarp

TARP (n), an acroynym originally known as the "Troubled Assets Relief Program" in which the US Treasury provided tax dollars to ailing financial institutions without any linked requirements or accountability. Tarp may also be used as a verb, to tarp, which implies an action or activity void of accountability.

I don't feel like working so I'm going to the beach and tarp all responsibility.

by RichM Davis January 11, 2009

Tarp it

To kill yourself. Taken from the thought that doing it on a tarp makes it easier to clean up

Jose hates him life. I think he is going to tarp it.

by heathen at frightfan November 1, 2009

tarp

a chick with a dick

also known as a "trap" tarp came from misspelling the word trap.

little does the guy in the dark room know that the dick hes grabbing isnt his!

by p.nasty January 12, 2012

Tarp

Synonym for Shirt, t-shirt, tank top or anything you wear on the upped half of your body.

-Yo bro! Where'd you get that sweet tarp?

-I bought it at the tarp store.

by matmo February 10, 2010