Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome 

A serious condition which has roughly a dozen sufferers world-wide. Sufferers of TPS (Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome) appear to have a buttocks (arse, bum, ass, etc) for a face. The condition only affects the exterior of the body so beneath the skin are eyes, mouth and nasel passages.
Also, if you are a sufferer of TPS, please avoid eating chilli due to side effects.

Ben Affleck is an obvious sufferer of Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome.

Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome by Radicalairhead February 20, 2009

Tardonics 

The language of retards, or someone who speaks stupidly.

He's making no sense whatsoever. He's speaking Tardonics.

Tardonics by Broadacres January 17, 2011

Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome 

To have buttocks where your head should be.

See south park

After Kenny's picture of his butt was placed on a milk carton, a couple with TPS came to claim him.

Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome by Jezzy June 29, 2004

tardolicious 

Tardolicious is a tard wich is a retard but more tardy than an actual tard.

God Brody you are so tardolicious!

tardolicious by [e-mail] April 24, 2006