Tardmeister
n. A very foolish person, like a retard.Notice the "tard". You use it to insult people, instead of saying retard, it's tardmeister.
Tardmeister by heylo August 30, 2005
Tardmaster
The master of a retard, as commonly seen in public schools since the initial passage of the Individuals with Disabilities Education Act, which mandated the inclusion of retards into standard education settings. These retards need constant individual supervision from tardmasters.
Tardmaster by gnomenclature January 2, 2010
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tardmaster by Brian (the ultimate Tard) February 26, 2006
turdmeister
Literal:
"I'm going to the turdmeister, get me some turd."
Metaphoric:
"Geofrey, why must you do the nasty with my sister? You are nothing more than a turdmeister."
"I'm going to the turdmeister, get me some turd."
Metaphoric:
"Geofrey, why must you do the nasty with my sister? You are nothing more than a turdmeister."
turdmeister by George Hayward December 6, 2006
Tardmonster
WHAT THE FUCK!! DUDE YOUR SUCH A TARDMONSTER!!
2+2=4 YOU TARDMONSTER!!!!
Did you see Amber last night?
Yeah, dude she got so drunk! Shes such a tardmonster!
2+2=4 YOU TARDMONSTER!!!!
Did you see Amber last night?
Yeah, dude she got so drunk! Shes such a tardmonster!
Tardmonster by ~dRaMaQuEeN~ March 15, 2009
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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