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A person trying overly too hard to be cool that they say or do the utmost ridiculous and embarrassing thing thinking they are cool but in reality they are multiple levels higher than a dork.
"Whoa look at John blasting his music in his beater of a car and wearing the same brand new outfit Eric wore yesterday."
"I know, that's just straight up turdery at it's finest."
turdery by TheBestEva15 August 4, 2016
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Tarder Charter 

A slang term for the special ed bus that is shorter than a normal school bus.
The tarder charter is driving to school.
Tarder Charter by josh1121 May 23, 2010

Turdery 101 

When you do something that is below or a regression from your current standing which makes you look like an asshole or better yet a "butthole" and puts you in a negative light with anyone that knows you!
Hey, Did you hear about Tristan's fantasy league. That was turdery 101. What a fag!!!
Turdery 101 by Drwhodat September 20, 2016
Turdery- general poor or naughty behaviour.
He was was late for work again, must have been getting up to some Turdery last night.
Turdery by AbsoluteWordsmith85 April 2, 2022

tarder sauce 

that retard just sprayed tarder sauce on me
tarder sauce by anonymous November 1, 2017

tarder monkeys 

to be used like the saying "darn it" when you forget something, or you are frustrated
tarder monkeys by Natalie March 7, 2004