tard dick

A boy or man with a huge penis but he is rediculously stupid in common sense and school

Spencer: All you gotta do is tell her you got that tard dick and you're gonna get laid!

by swimmer man July 4, 2015

dick tard

When someone is being dumb,and as a result is also a jerk, but they don't realize it till later.

I was a dick tard to my two very good friends, because I was acting dumb.

by Phi Lamda July 11, 2008