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2.
To be excessively drunk
I went out last night and got tanked
by Chris November 18, 2002
 
1.
Two meanings:

1) Intoxicated, nearly always pertaining to alcohol.

2) When a film does poorly at the box office.

Person A: "Did you see the Hulk?"
Person B: "No. I heard it tanked, actually."
The Hulk
New York Minute
Glitter
Crossroads
Dungeons and Dragons
From Justin to Kelly
The Alamo
The Real Cancun
Troy
Spy Kids 1, 2 and 3
Gigli
Scooby Doo 1 and 2

etc etc etc
by Ryan Thompson July 11, 2004
 
3.
excessively drunk. Usually used by a college crowd or a fraternity
dude Im fuckin stoked for the party tonight man we're gonna get fuckin TANKED!!"
( Push...crash )
by herbie January 22, 2004
 
4.
To tank something is to do badly or at it, or fail. One usually does this on tests that one is unprepared for. Tanking is the verb of tank.
Me: Man, I just tanked the math portion of my PSATs.

by Riannea October 17, 2007
 
5.
when you get really really drunk and usually end up passed out, in a pile of trash, or lying next to someone you dont remember fucking.
Kelly got tanked last night.
by holyroman April 18, 2005
 
6.
SEVERLY intoxicated
Damn mang, all those beers got me fucking TANKED. I can't even walk straight.

You feel like getting tanked tonite?
by eternalcrux December 29, 2003
 
7.
Taking an attack with minimum damage, showing high durability.
The Third Raikage tanked Naruto's Futon: Rasenshuriken

The tank tanked that rocket!

Superman tanked the missile and saved the day.
by SSM12 September 27, 2012