Too Tan Sam

A guy who has been stuck in the tanning bed for too long that he has surpassed a normal bronzed color, and is abnormally dark. This is usually extra noticable in the winter months.

Too tan Sam over there looks like he was well done in the toaster oven.

Or

Look at too tan sam1 It's december and he's orange!

Too Tan Sam by JLM107 August 15, 2006

Toosh push tinky tan 

the act of pushing your arm up someones or (your own) doup, reeming it so far up the jobby canal that your whole forearm becomes immersed in the fecal flume, caked in there (or your) very own bum mustard leaving you with what looks like sun tan from being out in the sun for too long wearing a t-shirt known as "tinky tan"

Aww for fuck sake!.. I was really wanting a tan today but look its pissin it down!.. RITE!, FUCK IT!. Here min, bend over... WHY?.. because am away to reem your poopchute to give masel fake bake.. why get baked when I can get CAKED!"

toosh push tinky tan jobby canal

Toosh push tinky tan by ShadeMade aka G-Funk December 1, 2011

tantoo 

a temporary discoloration of skin like a tan line after tanning, normally done on purpose with and object shaped to what the person wanted. Most seen on teenage girls from tanning salons.

Sarah: Hey Rachel look i got a cute heart from tanfastics.
Rachel: Nice, i got my tantoo on my arm.

tantoo by Thomas Coleman January 19, 2007

tantoon 

Leptospermum polygalifolium – Tantoon – Yellow Tea-tree. A wide spread and popular garden shrub occurring naturally along a large area of Eastern Australia from southern NSW to far North Queensland. Tantoon is a variable shrub from 1 to 3 metres wide and 3 to 4 metres high. It’s a fast growing shrub ideal for screening. The light green leaves are small to around 8mm long and slightly aromatic. The white flowers grow to 2cm in diameter and often borne profusely in spring and summer. It’s suitable for most soils requiring water during dry periods and suited to a wide range of climates including tropical and cool zones. Polygalifolium often forms a rounded shrub with coppery coloured new growth and the flowers are suitable for floral displays.

Or just a nickname for Tony.

The herbal drink, Tantoon Tree Tea.

tantoon by Tantoon August 29, 2008

Tantoo 

when you put a sticker or tape a design over your skin before you go tanning. the result is that your later left with a pale white tatoo from what the sun couldnt tan.

Pascal: dude, did you see that white skull on jacobs arm?
Fred: ya man, that was one pasty-ass tantoo.

Tantoo by big willy style June 13, 2007

tantoo 

The white shape you get from tanning with a sticker on your body so that at the end of the holiday you get the shape of the sticker whiter than the rest of your body.

That's a really cool tantoo you've got...

I've got a tantoo of a star on my stomach...

tantoo by Alex nicholas April 23, 2006

tantooine 

If there is a dead center of the universe, this is the planet that it is farthest from. Very hot, very sandy.

Tantooine is full of scum and villiany, such as the Hutt.

tantooine by boredguy777777777 January 23, 2007