Tamponed 

Being in the best place at the worst possible time.

My friend went to an awesome strip club, but he had a girlfriend. He was pretty tamponed...

Tamponed by shocksystem May 23, 2011

Riding the tampony 

Phrase describing the act of menstruation.

-Did you get lucky last night?
-Nah man she's been riding the tampony for days.
-Gnarly.

Riding the tampony by Aquamellon August 6, 2009

tamponed 

The act of using the vagina as a hiding place for items, especially stolen goods.

Look! Theres the bitch that tamponed my cellphone and ran off!

tamponed by Densa January 18, 2007

Tampony Bologna 

When a guy fucks a girl while her tampon is in. As in riding her pony with his bologna.

Matt rode drunk Jenny band her bloody tampon was in, he packed it in during the Tampony Bologna.

Tampony Bologna by Justin The Almighty April 3, 2011

tamponette 

smaller tampon for the younger generation of females who, like those that choose to wear bra's as if to cover up and pretend that they are going through puberty-which makes them a big girl, decide that they want to live like a real woman and therefore choose to use tamponette's.

jonny ate what he thought was a wrapped up "small-size" twix. However he soon had to ask and find out that this was just a girl from his nurserys tamponette.

tamponette by karlovarska becherovka September 20, 2006

tamponed 

When a female (senior/boss) treats you like a personal slave and then totally ignores/neglects you when its time to return the favor.

Like throwing away a used tampon.

I have been running personal errands for my boss for the past year and now she has promoted my junior as my manager. She has tamponed me!!

tamponed by YoYo_Ash July 27, 2016

Tamponed 

when a drug addict or drunk woman needs to change her tampon, and she throws it in your backyard.

jack: bro this homeless woman just tamponed me!!

bob: wow bro howd u clean that up??

Tamponed by wbbwiai August 27, 2021