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Tally Hall 

Verb. To do a Tally Hall, you need to create a band that performed at shows, started making songs and albums, grow a loyal fanbase but then suddenly stop just to say that you would make songs again, but leave your fanbase with false hope.
Person: Hey, dude wassu- WOAH where did you go.
Random other person: I saw that too! He just did a Tally Hall and left us!
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Tally Hall 

A band that doesn't exist. It never has and never will. Stop asking questions. If anyone asks, deflect. Tally Hall has does not exist.
Instructions on how to handle this situation.

Them: "Hey do you like Banana Man by Tally Hall?"
You: "That's not real. Stop asking questions."
Tally Hall by Joe Hawley November 15, 2020
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Tasty Choices 

The Domino's Pizza sign hung on a dorm room's doorknob to indicate that you do NOT want to enter: your roommate and his/her significant (or not) other are busy inside.
After my Chemistry pre-lab lecture, I went back to my dorm and...Tasty Choices was up. So I went to my friend's room.
Tasty Choices by LBorealis November 2, 2009

tally hall 

A band based in Ann Arbor, Michigan. It was formed in December of 2002. Tally Hall is under the Quack! recording label. The band members all wear different coloured ties.
Band Members;
Ross Federman (Grey Tie, Percussion)
Joe Hawley (Red Tie, Guitar/Vocals)
Rob Cantor (Yellow Tie, Guitar/Vocals)
Andrew Horowitz (Green Tie, Keyboards/Vocals)
Zubin Sedghi (Blue Tie, Bass/Vocals)

Tally Hall also makes short movies. Both music videos and skits. Their best known video is probably Banana Man which can be found on both You Tube and Albino Blacksheep. They're CD Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum was released in November 2005. The tracks include Banana Man,Greener,Just Wuv,Good Day and more.
We're stereosonic
We're animatronic
We're rapping with the robo-electronic ebonics
A quick distraction
A mechanical attraction
Got a penny in your pocket for the slot
ROCK
-From Welcome to Tally Hall
tally hall by x_____retard August 21, 2006

Tally Hell Syndrome 

An illness developed by listening to too much Tally Hall and you begin to see the band in everyday life.
Example of developing Tally Hell syndrome: seeing red, yellow, blue, green and grey binder separators in one space. Reminding you of the band.

Example of mild Tally Hell syndrome: seeing black and white triangles that remind you of the album "good and evil"

Example of medium Tally Hell syndrome: seeing a sign on a school that says "NO WALL BALL" but you read it as "NO WHITE BALL" white ball is a song in the album "hawaii part II"

Example of extreme Tally Hell syndrome: YOU CANT EVEN LOOK AT A BANANA OR SEE BLACK OR WHITE WITHOUT THINKING OF IT YOU'VE GONE COMPLETELY MAD.

Tally Hall 

Aside from the other accurate definitions, they are one of the greatest underrated bands playing at Lollapalooza '08. Their current popularity status is surprising considering how amazing of a band they are. Check them out, give them money.
Listening to the music of Tally Hall brings on sensations similar to to ten simultaneous orgasms occurring all in your ears.
Tally Hall by bucket. August 5, 2008