talonitis

1) the state of dull/cracked talons with acute or chronic inflammation and potential lesions of ones talon or talons.

2) any state of sorrow, pain, discomfort, or general malaise in any part of the human body.
3) extremely hungover

I stayed up too late last night and drank five bud forties. Now my skull is throbbing, and I am at the library with a severe case of talonitis.

by kblaze83 July 23, 2010

Talon

Talon is a lovable, caring, trustworthy, and amazing friend. Talon is even better when in a relationship with one. They are the most caring people you'll meet. Plus they know how to please a woman😜. Talon's are super loyal and will do anything to please their partner.

"Talon is so great I can't believe how amazing he is!"
"I agree, you two are adorable together."

by Lovely_loner December 27, 2018

talons

The claw of an animal and especially of a bird of prey. Refering to when used in Napoleon Dynamite~A flippin sweet movie.

Napoleon Dynamite: Do the chickens have large talons?
Farmer: Do they have what?
Napoleon Dynamite: Large talons.
Farmer: I don't understand a word you just said.

by lelegs March 4, 2005

Talon

A real one who is the funniest dude alive. He Will have you dying at anytime in the day.

Yo do you know talon?
Yeah of course what am i gay?

by Im cracked May 11, 2019

Talon

The best friend anybody could ever have. Somebody who is very protective and rarely fights for himself.

I need somebody to talk to
Call Talon !

Oh, yeah, he's a great friend.

by jazziefizzol July 29, 2011

Talon

The coolist person you will ever meet. They are rare if you become friends with one keep them for ever. They are nice and sometimes like sports

Ex. Talon is the coolest person ever I'm happy to be friends with him

by Talon w February 5, 2015

Talon

pron.
1. Master of time and space.
2. An expert at insanity.
3. Bringer of doom ... and pie. LOTS of pie.

It's like if a witch, clown, samurai and a priest had an orgy.

by Andrew November 25, 2004