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Tally wack

When you slap someone across the face (usually female) with your penis.
Bill: "Hey Dorithy mind if I tally wack you"
Dorithy: "Sure Bill go ahead"
Bill: "SMACK BITCH" ^_^
Tally wack by John Auison June 11, 2006

tally wacker 

Tally wacker is a giant gwat dick that can be swaded side to side with just a mear swing of the hips
Look that Chico just used his tally wacker to cock slap little Abe in the face. man is that going to leave some damage!
tally wacker by Texican May 14, 2004

tally whacker 

My god look...Gilded Tally Whackers.
tally whacker by Anonymous October 6, 2003

Tally Wacker 

his tally wacker was huge.
Tally Wacker by M.Bonano January 19, 2010

TALLY WACKER 

A thing that one uses to wack tallys.
Collin employed his tally wacker and wacked the tally of Sally the strumpet. One might even call her a tally-ho."

tally-wacker 

I enjoy having my tally-wacker sucked off.
tally-wacker by Xyrus November 6, 2003