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Telltale syndrome

No matter what decision you make, or how nice or mean you are to a character in a telltale game, they end up being a jerk to you anyway. Choosing the right words or even agree with them constantly has no bearing on how they are going to treat you. Rendering your decisions pontless
Ace: dude I decide to lily in season one, and yet she still calling me out for shit I didnt even do!

Alvin: that's that telltale syndrome dawg.

telltale games 

Telltale, adjective, a 3d rendered adventure game for any IP from someone else that is mediocre due to the illusion of choice and generally glitchyness but will sell amazingly because Walking Dead Season 1 was good.
It's just another Telltale game.

(telltale games)

tall tale 

a difficult story to believe, highly exaggerated like a folk tale or myth or legend.
mummy tell us a tall tale
tall tale by cruppetboy September 10, 2018

Telltale games 

Used when you're faced with a hard decision to make and you have to choose no matter what
Person 1: Go to sleep or stay up doing nothing
Person 2: Oh no! Telltale games
Telltale games by animu69 July 23, 2022
Having to choose a difficult choice; developing an outcome that includes seperation or fatality of a living being, based on the game company Telltale that features games consisting the above definition.
You guys pulled a Telltale on me.
Telltale by definitelynotsufi January 30, 2019
That asshole that tells on you in class and gets you into trouble, very similar to the fun-sucker they are incredibly stupid and you want to slap them round the face with a bat.

They never leave your classes and stay there all through middle school from year 7 to 11.
It’s a telltale, there she is!

Karen is a telltale.
Telltale by Criticalxp September 6, 2019