talledega dick head 

a penis that is ran over by a race car and left with skid marks, its actually when u shit and use ur dick to whipe so it looks like skid marks.

Wow i heard Johnny did a talledega dick head with charlie video taping him!!!!

talledega dick head by Marro123 November 12, 2007

Talladega thunder mug 

When you use a port-a-potty, you are using a Talladega thunder mug.

I had the runs' so I spent a lot of time on the Talladega thunder mug.

Talladega thunder mug by Louisiana Tiger January 29, 2020

taladega night 

Having your first sexual experience in a moving car
with no one at the wheel

Last night I had me a Taladega Night with jamie

taladega night by codysexysaurus June 7, 2007

The Talladega Bench Press

The Crabcore move which consists of all guitar players (including bass) lifting their instruments behind their heads, then bringing them back down in synchronized fashion. Most likely during a breakdown. You will be lucky to see more than one of these per show.

--at concert--
Friend #1: "dude!! did you see what they just did with their guitars!?"
Friend #2: "Haha yeah man, that's The Talladega Bench Press"

The Talladega Bench Press by crab[core]man November 7, 2010

talladega mohawk 

When the length of the crack hair is twice the depth of the crack.

ass hair

talladega mohawk by Bruce Lynn/Brian Heath February 2, 2004

Talladega Superspeedway

biggest,fastest racetrack in the world 2.66 miles long 200+ miles per hour in NASCAR

lets go on down to talladega to see a race

Talladega Superspeedway by Will2003 September 18, 2003

Talladeja-vu 

Any time you are convinced you saw Michael Waltrip cause or be involved in a wreck, even when he wasn't in the race.

Joe: "Dang it! Waltrip just caused <insert driver name> to crash!"

Bill: "Joe, are you having Talladeja-vu? Waltrip retired last year."

Talladeja-vu by 3DDD April 21, 2011