A day to celebrate people over 5’5. Tall people get to make fun of short people and the short friends buy pizza.
by Chickenmann September 2, 2021
during the month of november, one may jumpkick any tall person (5’10 or over) as quickly and forcefully as they would like.
my best friend decided to throw me during throw short people month, so in retribution, i jumpkicked him today :) happy jumpkick tall people month!
by xbandagebardx October 10, 2021
by vergin January 24, 2023
On October 22nd, after National Throw Short People day has ended, anyone can kick anyone who is 5’6 or taller in the balls without repercussions, unless they themselves are 5’6 or taller.
boy 1: man it was fun throwing short people
boy 2: do you know what today is though
boy 1: national kick tall people in the balls day
boy 2: FUCK
boy 2: do you know what today is though
boy 1: national kick tall people in the balls day
boy 2: FUCK
by kyleissupergay April 7, 2023
On Oct 20, you can turn tall people (5'4 bananas up) into bridges and step on them without any restriction.
by Rekunance October 6, 2023
For your friends who are too tall for 'National throw short people day' but still wanna throw them without their permission. On July 29th, you're able to throw anyone who's 5'6 1/2 or shorter
Let throw them kinda tall but not that tall bitches cuz it's International throw kinda tall people day
by Shit Of The Stain October 14, 2021
Take National Bully Tall People Day to the extreme, its a free-for-all!
by CallMeBigDill October 22, 2023