non existant creature
hay johns tall! no he is on my nose.
by Mr. X October 28, 2004
Believed to be more of a werewolf than man, impossible to kill because due to it's lack of liver and gag reflex. Is capable of getting more ass than a toilet seat.
There was a Tall John at my party, it drank all the Nikolai straight and proceeded to kidnap all the women.
by TJW!!!! July 22, 2008