Is really rich but says he’s not. Gets everything from his grandparents. Love to have gay sex with his dog. Has a brother who stabs with pens and hits his friends with speaker. Lowkey gay as fuck. In 6th grade he finds out that you can suck your own dick if you remove your ribcage. Gets his ass smacked more than he smacks other peoples ass. Blonde and gay. A stupid fucking cunt. Is a Nazi Sympathizer.
Hey did you see talen do a backflip off the World Trade Center.
YAH, wasn’t he sucking his own dick too.
Yah, talen is a fucking crazy motherfucker
YAH, wasn’t he sucking his own dick too.
Yah, talen is a fucking crazy motherfucker
by DirtyRoss69 December 5, 2019
Literally the best person you can have in your life. They make you happy without even realizing it. They're attractive and gorgeous in so many ways, their eyes are beautiful making you get lost in their glare. They can be stupidly pretty in the weirdest ways and it's hard to maintain eye contact. They like to be 'in control' in the nicest way, and are oddly really caring.
by Shittyseur April 6, 2022
Probaly the most faggiest guys ever bc imagine being named talen and have a last name dagget talen dagget fagget
by TalenFaggetDagget May 23, 2019
Talen- He is a jerk! He always talks bad about you behind your back and he sometimes he try's to charm you with his beautiful face and smile and his CURLS THOOO..... DON"T LET THOSE FEATURES TRICK YOU!!!
by Squishy queen November 11, 2018
Probaly the gayest guy you will ever meet! He acts like he is straight, but he just isn’t. If you ever encounter a Talen, just know that he is probaly gay.
“Dude I ran into a Talen the other day, he started touching me and stuff like that.” Said by a random man
by For real name definitions November 24, 2018
Talen's usually think they are hot shit but in reality they are huge douche bags who wear flannel shirts. They have a keen interest in Girls with a smaller stature and they constantly check snap-chat to see if a girl will send them nudes.
by Bob Sackrider February 8, 2019
Really hot, huge dick, he’s a loyal friend and a really good boyfriend. He’s good in bed and also is good in school. People always diss on him but they are just mad they aren’t him
by you cant say pop w/o the smoke April 24, 2020