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camp takota 

A film starring Youtube stars Grace Helbig, Mamrie Hart and Hannah Hart in which the girls' beloved childhood camp is under threat from the technology-obsessed Jared who wishes to "update" the place. The stars fight back, and find love along the way. Obviously that love is with each other and no one else because they ship Hartsquaredbig and what's that sorry I can't hear you over the canons and by that I mean it is canon bye
Me: Have you seen Camp Takota yet?
Friend: No what is it
Me *Gives you the ring finger*
Friend: What are you-
Me: You're not worth the middle finger.
Friend What the f-
Me: You'd get it if you wATCHED THE DAMN MOVIE

Me: Camp Takota was made independently by three young women who specialise in new media and through online download sales alone the movie broke even within 4 days.
Friend: Sounds good. Is there a link to watch it for free? I don't wanna pay for it
Me:
Me:
Me: *dials number* Yes hello, Gil? Imma need you to cut a bitch.
camp takota by ceilingnose July 13, 2014
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tinder takeout 

When you meet a girl on Tinder and she comes straight to your house
Yo, I ordered Tinder Takeout last night.
For real?
Yeah mean, this bitch Trina came straight to my place, fucked me and left.
That's a hella first date!
"It's not called, sex, it's called takutak!"
takutak by Omeginite July 11, 2018

TapouT Bitch 

Small, weak or otherwise insufficient human beings who wear excessive amounts of TapouT clothing in order to appear tough. Could also be described as a "walking billboard for TapouT." This does not refer to TapouT fans or fight fans who only own 1 or 2 TapouT items.
Person 1: That guy must be a tough fighter because he's dressed head-to-toe in TapouT gear.

Person 2: No, that's just a TapouT Bitch!
TapouT Bitch by TitsMagee10248 January 6, 2009

Takotubo.jp 

At least in the show Assassination Classroom (which if you haven't watched watch it please) anyway Takotubo is Korosenei's stage where his head is popping out of the ground. That is what it is...
Korosensei's takotubo.jp form is actually really funny!
Takotubo.jp by Anime Chan 227 May 23, 2016

Stoners takeout 

When you take a downstem full of weed stick it up a girls vagina, light it, then take it out and suck the smoke out of her pussy while eating her out
Yo dude I got some amazing Stoners takeout last night! Got high while eating pussy!
Stoners takeout by Mschoksondik December 8, 2015