taken in hand 

Also known as tih. A form of hypertraditional monogamous relationship in which the man and woman agree that the man's word is final. A code word for families in which the father/husband/male is allowed to take action that result in a lifetime of therapy for the female/children. Ought to be outlawed, but seems to be widely practiced by judges in Texas and other morons.

"Clementine, there's too much starch in these-here shirts. You know the penalty!"

"Oh yes, Bart, I'll never do it again!"

"Guess it's time to be taken in hand. This is for your own good."

(submits to being paddled, but only after ritual prayer to Jesus the Lord and Savior)

taken in hand by Dick Cheney's spawn April 17, 2014

taken and in love 

In a relationship and in love with the guy/girl/tranny that you're in the relationship with.

Guy asks: "Hey babe, you single?"
Girl replies: "No, sorry, I'm taken and in love!"

taken and in love by Snugglemuffins June 12, 2008

Taken roughly in the barn

Alfresco lovin' in a building normally used for housing farm animals (hay optional). Phrase commonly found in country "romance novels". Popular hobby in agricultural areas in England.

Friend 1: Have you seen that new glass barn?

Friend 2: Yeah, I wouldn't want to be taken roughly in that barn. It might shatter.

Friend 1: Hey, what's the happy haps?

Friend 2: Not much, got taken roughly in the barn last night.

Taken roughly in the barn by Springgay May 31, 2011

6 year olds trembling in despair after their iPad is taken away and they cant watch brainrot content anymore

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Yo dude have you heard the meme 6 year olds trembling in despair after their iPad is taken away and they cant watch brainrot content anymore?

6 year olds trembling in despair after their iPad is taken away and they cant watch brainrot content anymore by LobterClobter March 14, 2024

You need to step out of the shadows and remind people who you are and what you are capable of. Having taken a back seat for so long you may now be a bit of an unknown quantity, which can be made to work in your favor.

You need to step out of the shadows and remind people who you are and what you are capable of. Having taken a back seat for so long you may now be a bit of an unknown quantity, which can be made to work in your favor.

You need to step out of the shadows and remind people who you are and what you are capable of. Having taken a back seat for so long you may now be a bit of an unknown quantity, which can be made to work in your favor.

You need to step out of the shadows and remind people who you are and what you are capable of. Having taken a back seat for so long you may now be a bit of an unknown quantity, which can be made to work in your favor. by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025

hard to take in 

Something you can't believe or you find hard to believe.

Me:*says unbelievable things*
Jane: Well, unlike your 3 incj penis, this is actually hard to take in.

Me: fuck you Jane.

hard to take in by TheLibraryGuy July 6, 2019

take in 

A more physically correct phrase for "put out" which refers to a female who is exceptionally sexually active, often whorish.

You should date her, I hear she really puts out.

No man, I'll "put out", she'll "take in".

take in by N8-3 December 16, 2009