may i take your hat sir

As one of the greatest philosophers of this generation, Patrick Star, uttered yet another magnificent phrase of wisdom. Growing up in a poor family, Mr. Star was forced to take on many low income jobs, where he must take hats in a dignified and sophisticated manner. The hat in this famous spoken poetry that Mr. Star would take from these men, actually was a symbol that he used to represent the struggle of diligent working men with large families and low income. Mr. Star is currently running for president in the United States presidential election 2016.

"You mean like a weenie? Ok! May I take your hat sir? May I take your HAT, sir? May I tak-"

may i take your hat sir by Patrick Star for president 201 July 10, 2016

I’m Gonna Take Your Kneecaps 

The act of threatening to take someone’s kneecaps, usually done to get people out of your way, but you never explain to people why need them, or how you take them, it’s a smite of magic where you magically make a “Taking Away” motion and there you go you followed through with your threat, you must always squat while performing the taking of the kneecaps, when you take kneecaps be sure to replace them with styrofoam to give your victim an unpleasant surprise when they bend their knees

Person 1: “Haha, hey dude you just cut In front of me.”

Person 2: “So, what are you going to do about it.”
Person 1: “ I’m Gonna Take Your KneeCaps.”
Person 2: “Haha, I’m so scared.”
Person 1: *Takes Kneecaps*
Person 2: “ ahh! My kneecaps! Come back!”

I’m Gonna Take Your Kneecaps by Big Bubba Cheeze April 20, 2019

take your pills

An expression of speech used in retort to someone who is behaving like a lunatic. Implies that the individual depends on medicine to function, and that his/her erratic behavior can be attributed to missing a dose of said medicine.

Person 1: 'Good morning'

Person 2: 'WHATS SO FUCKING GOOD ABOUT IT ASSHOLE?!!!'

Person 1: 'Take your pills man, holy shit'

take your pills by k_man_96 January 13, 2019

Take your pick 

To choose something from other stuff

-You have lots of colours of this car to choose, so take your pick...
-I'll take the pink one.
-Gay.

Take your pick by fokker1337 January 24, 2008

i take your question 

A way to say "fuck you" while being a polite boss!

Republican Louie Gohmert: Lengthy rant with no clear question.
Mueller's resoonse: "I take your question".

i take your question by TrumpIsAFelon July 24, 2019

Take your water 

To kill you, Dune-Style. Derived from the Fremen society on Arrakis.

You ate my fucking twinkies, I shall take your water.

He said AFI sucked, I will take his water.

Take your water by Natas March 21, 2003

Take Your Oil 

Accepting your situation. Having no defence when in the wrong.

A phrase that originates from the City of Derry in the North West of Ireland.

Also known to be modified to include words that makes phrase more apt to a certain situation or point.

"I missed my deadline, I'm going to get sacked."

"Take Your oil"

"How was I to know she had crabs?"

"Take your bed hopping oil"

Take Your Oil by Cake March 3, 2005