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Take You To Town 

1. It just something that you say to someone in response to them thinking that they would Schoo, Put on a clinic, Show them how it is done, Do a number on..., in something such as playing a sport, video games and perhaps Life in general. So therefore, you tell that to someone when you want them to know that you are about to beat them at whatever you and him and/or her are about to do.
- "I am going to Take You To Town in this match of MW3."
- "I would take that girl to town."
- "I am going to take This pizza To Town."
Take You To Town by CrunkMonk3y January 2, 2012
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Take Him to Town 

To go for it; to do something very unexpected in the way you want to.
I'm going to take him to town with that kiss!

Take him to town on a leash 

Taking someone to town who is acting like a dog
'I'm gonna take you to town...

On a leash!'

Take him to town on a leash

"Take me to wasted town" 

'Wanting to get drunk'

"Take me to wasted town" (Give me those beers)
or "I'm going to wasted town" (I'm getting drunk tonight)
or "I'm in wasted town" (I'm Drunk).

Can be used for many needs. For example:
"Take me to doughnut town" (Pass me a doughnut).
Your friends at the bar, so u say "take me to wasted town", so your friend gets you a beer.

Take me to pound town 

Asking someone to give you a good pounding(fist bump)
Hey man I haven’t seen you in a while, take me to pound town!

Don’t take your guns to town 

A euphemism for do not get completely obliterated at your local bar and even expect to drive away intoxicated!
Some poormule” decided it was a great idea to don’t take your guns to town and wound up camping outside of federal penitentiary somehow.

Take You Down To Brown Town 

a phrase which is uttered by a man who is about to sodomize another person. Conversely, can be uttered by the sodomee or by someone who wants to perform/receive anilingus.
You better turn that frown upsidedown, cuz i'm about to take you down to brown town baby