Take You To Town

1. It just something that you say to someone in response to them thinking that they would Schoo, Put on a clinic, Show them how it is done, Do a number on..., in something such as playing a sport, video games and perhaps Life in general. So therefore, you tell that to someone when you want them to know that you are about to beat them at whatever you and him and/or her are about to do.

- "I am going to Take You To Town in this match of MW3."
- "I would take that girl to town."
- "I am going to take This pizza To Town."

by CrunkMonk3y January 2, 2012

Take Him to Town

To go for it; to do something very unexpected in the way you want to.

I'm going to take him to town with that kiss!

by LetMeSitOnYourCock May 27, 2008

take you down town

a wise crack made to someone that made a stupid comment. A zinger.

From baseball when a pitcher throw a curveball that doesn't break. It usually coems in slower than a fastball, rigth in the batter's wheel house and the batter hits a home run

John: My girlfiend won't give me sex
Bill: Casue your dick is to small . . . sorry, you hung me a curve ball, I had to take you down town.

by Sweet Shorty Swoll August 26, 2006

Take him to town on a leash

Taking someone to town who is acting like a dog

'I'm gonna take you to town...

On a leash!'

Take him to town on a leash

by Miss_Johnston May 17, 2011

"Take me to wasted town"

'Wanting to get drunk'

"Take me to wasted town" (Give me those beers)
or "I'm going to wasted town" (I'm getting drunk tonight)
or "I'm in wasted town" (I'm Drunk).

Can be used for many needs. For example:
"Take me to doughnut town" (Pass me a doughnut).

Your friends at the bar, so u say "take me to wasted town", so your friend gets you a beer.

by Mark Harsley November 30, 2007

Don’t take your guns to town

A euphemism for do not get completely obliterated at your local bar and even expect to drive away intoxicated!

Some poor “mule” decided it was a great idea to don’t take your guns to town and wound up camping outside of federal penitentiary somehow.

by DaveShaw May 20, 2018

Take me to pound town

Asking someone to give you a good pounding(fist bump)

Hey man I haven’t seen you in a while, take me to pound town!

by lunarcruiser720 March 22, 2023