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Take home the dogs

Go home to feed the dogs and let them out, then come pick me up at the titty bar
Hey woman, leave me a stack of ones and go take home the dogs. I need a lapdance.

Take home box 

When you take a chick home to eat out her box.
Jamie asked the slutty waitress for a take home box.
Take home box by Sky God March 18, 2019

take me home 

Almost heaven, West Virginia
Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River
Life is old there, older than the trees
Younger than the mountains, blowing like a breeze
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
All my memories gather round her
Miner's lady, stranger to blue water
Dark and dusty, painted on the sky
Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
I hear her voice, in the morning hour she calls me
The radio reminds me of my home far away
And driving down the road I get a feeling
That I should have been home yesterday, yesterday
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
Take me home, down country roads
Take me home, down country roads
take me home by sylveonmaster December 18, 2018

take me home 

a very amazing book trilogy that deserves film adaptations which is about two brothers that basically save the world while dealing with their own shit all cause of their dad
swag person- “do you like take me home?”
even cooler person- “yes I want a film of it.”
take me home by pendinglove September 5, 2021

take me home 

the song you listen to when u want to mentally heal yourself but also if you want to emotionally destroy yourself.

"somebody take me home. i don't want to be alone every night. take me to the place of my dreams."
"hey have you listened to take me home by ateez? it's one of their best B-sides !"
take me home by hongtiddies April 24, 2022

I've got to take Justin home. 

A bowel movement.
That Mexican food I ate for lunch ran right through me, I've got to take Justin home.

Also,

I have to take a wicked Stun.