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A polite/discreet way to say, I'm going to go whack off for a bit. Used around parents or spouses. "Uh... Um... I'm gonna go take a nap."
"Does she think I'm stupid? I can hear her vibrator from six blocks away." |
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To "hook up"; to "sleep with" someone. Intercourse.
Originated in Dallas, TX after the millenium, but before that song "I'ma put you to bed" came out. "I took naps all weekend with this girl I met Friday!"
"I'm about to take a nap" "I'd like to take a nap" |
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A phrase used to indicate something is incredibly slow, that you could take a nap by the time it finishes. It's usually used sarcastically and in exaggeration of things that are slower than they should be, but not literally long enough to take a nap (15 minutes or so). "I might as well put it in park and take a nap by the time this frickin' light turns green."
"This computer is taking forever to boot up. I could probably go get a coffee, bang that secretary in accounting and take a nap by the time it's ready to go." "You haven't finished yet? Damn, baby! I'm just gonna take a nap already. Wake me up when you're done." "Hey, waitress, we're just gonna take a nap over here. Wake us up when you finally get around to taking our order." |
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