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2.
An extremely unfortunate event.
I just found out I owe $3800 in taxes this year - what a taint slam.

My ex-girlfriend is dating my brother - taint slam!
by thorass March 08, 2011
 
1.
the act of punching somebody in the taint
That ho-bag makes me so mad i wanna taint slam her
by Zbuckley May 04, 2007