When you perform anal sex on a woman while she has diarrhea, proceed to pull out and shoot your load in her crack as the semen slowly slides to the taint along with the feces, and you eat the drop of feces/semen that forms upon the taint.
Damn, that girl Jamie is all about eatin' some taint candy.
by derikjakob January 27, 2011
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