tainterator 

A device used to cool the taint. They can be simply hovering your taint over an air conditioner or the fans in a tanning bed.

My taint was hot and sweaty before i put it over a tainterator.

tainterator by Teabagette May 4, 2005

taintergy 

Energy derived from two taints rubbing together at a high rate of speed. Usually found when two lesbians bump tacos.

Damn, Rosie's so fat she lights up the whole neighborhood with her taintergy.

taintergy by Austin Pealy August 19, 2006

Tainer Minute 

tain-er min-ute tey-ner min-it -noun

1. A measure of time referring to any person who is detained in a prison system for an indefinate amount of time.

2. When someone says they'll be right back and come back hours later.

-Person 1 "Man Adam's been gone for a good tainer minute."

-Person 2 "Yeah I know man, he must have left at least 2 hours ago."

Tainer Minute by A.M.F.T. April 17, 2009

hash-tainer 

A container that is suitable for holding either full-size hash browns or miniature hash brown bites. Also suitable for holding coffees or other drinks. Often found at Burger Kings.

I finished all of the tots in my hash-tainer so I put my coffee in it.

hash-tainer by Midnight818 July 23, 2007

tainer lover 

noun: a person, typically a guard, who shows feelings, concern or going out of one's way to make things easier outside of normal boundries towards detainee's at Guantanamo Bay.

Guard 1: Hey, did you here what John did on Bravo, unbelievable right?

Guard 2: Oh I know right, dudes such a tainer lover.

tainer lover by TLST September 23, 2009

tainterbell 

1: the mythical being responsible for that tingly feeling between your anus and genitals.
2: someone who, when caught having stolen one of your possessions, can't decide whether to be a dick or an ass about the situation.

"I've been graced by the tainterbells."

tainterbell by jooojers December 20, 2008

Taincer 

A ship between Spencer and Christian.

Person #1: Do u ship Taincer?

Person #2: Boy what the hell-

Taincer by AVeryNiceUserIndeed July 20, 2023