tafford 

medieval slang word for "moron", "idiot", and so on. was used in the high Middle Ages.

Medieval Guard A: "we should put a guard on the outside of the palace to prevent thieves from stealing things from it."

Medieval Guard B: "why would we want to put guards on the outside, when what we care about is on the inside??"

Medieval Guard A: "so we can prevent them from coming on the inside, you tafford."

tafford by seven_eleven February 8, 2010

old traffordish 

The special rules apply in the home games of Man Utd, in favour of them by the referees.

Coined by Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger.

The penalty decision was "Old Traffordish". (by Arsene Wenger)

old traffordish by mook8 September 24, 2009

Old Traffording 

The act of smoking marijuana, but covering it up as simply visiting the home ground of football team manchester united, old trafford.

Hey, wanna go old traffording later?
Sorry i cant, im busy cooking eggs.

Old Traffording by jamesbond2007 September 25, 2017

don't touch what you can't afford 

What was once the ultimate put down. The strongest diss you could say to somebody who was annoying you by being physical with something you own.

Starting off with expensive things that other poor kids couldn't afford, this was a snobbish insult used by richer kids who had the flashest new gear and one of the poorer kids wanted to touch it as they could never afford somethign so extravagent. This was in fear of the poorer kids leaving germs or nits on the item leaving the richer kid fucked later on. This would put them in their place and the poor kids would know their place in society.

However, things started to get a bit out of hand circa 1997. The diss spread wildly across Britain's schools and soonn became used in day to day conversations heard in the playground; the cheaper the tackier the item the better the insult. It was a witty way of saaying "you're so poor that..." but without having to use the brainpower to think of an item and and it would leave people hurt inside.

Soon enough people found a way of responding to this comment which was to get your wallet out and show you have enough money to indeed afford the item, thus making the person who used it look silly and make their point completely void. Soon after this was discovered people stopped using it, and thus sending a classic diss to the history books along with "your mum gives head for bread" and other such insults.

Person 1 "Hey, Let me have a look at that pen."
Person 2 "Oi, don't touch what you can't afford!"
Person 1 "Damn...you didn't have to go there."

don't touch what you can't afford by GF February 18, 2007

Old Trafford Time-keeping 

Whenever Manchester United are playing on their home ground of Old Trafford and the game is tied or United is losing, the referees will always allow enough extra time for Manchester United to tie or win the game.

In the September 20, 2009 Manchester Derby between Manchester United and Manchester City, there was supposed to be 4 minutes of extra time, already an inflated amount as there had been almost no injury stoppages. The match was tied at 3-3. The referees allowed over 6 minutes of extra time, a prime example of Old Trafford Time-keeping, giving United opportunity to score the winner.

Old Trafford Time-keeping by FairPlaya September 20, 2009

Old Trafford 

Commonly know as 'The Swamp', Old Trafford has the worst atmosphere in Europe probably due to the amount of business men trying to get a bit of piece and quite in the Stretford End, and basically having fans that don't speak a word of English!

Popular Chants include:
너 이리와 레즈
你就來紅人

Man United Fan 1: 'Have you been to Old Trafford recently?'
Man United Fan 2: 'Course not I'm a united fan!'
Man United Fan 3: '我已經看到曼 聯和昆士 柏流浪'

Old Trafford by Hatethescum January 21, 2012

taffard 

Derived from taffaard (Take A Flying Fuck At A Rolling Donut)

1)An imperative insult
2)One who is a total dickhead/wanker/fuckup (stupid & idiotic doofus)

1): guy A) Fuck off!
guy B) TAFFARD!

2) guy A pushes guy B into mud, LOLs and then guy A trips over his own shoelaces

taffard by AxTng1 February 2, 2004