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tacticuck 

Someone who belives anything som guy in a tight t shirt tells them about guns and politics simply because he has a gotee and tattoos and claims to be an expert.
What a tacticuck, that james yeager, he doesnt know anything about guns or politics he also probally apendix carries.
tacticuck by Jtac88 October 12, 2017
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Tacticactus 

When you shave your cock hair to a stubble and surprise your male partner with it during anal sex.
Male Lover: "OW! What are you sticking in my ass??"
You: "TACTICACTUS, BITCH!"
Tacticactus by Magola June 30, 2022
An overly zealous, twenty-something gun owner who wears nothing but tactical pants and nipple-revealing tight t-shirts. Tacticunts are irrationally arrogant about their knowledge of firearms and often make silly, malfunction-inducing modifications to their firearms.
I don't feel like going to the range today, there will be too many Tacticunts there with their stupid ZEV Glocks.
tacticunt by Chikinhammr January 17, 2017

tacticum 

Tacticum, expanded to "Tactical Cum", refers to the action of orgasming prior to attending a social event or situation in order to gain a tactical advantage, such as by feeling less sexually aroused by the opposite (or same) gender, thereby enabling oneself to sustain composure in the presence of provocative behavior.
"Boys, Jess is having a party tomorrow night and there's gonna be a lot of hot chicks." "Nah man, I can't go I've got a girlfriend." "Don't sweat it, just do a tacticum and meet us at 6." "Alright fair enough I'll come."
tacticum by CountryHighway January 10, 2021

tacticular 

Tacticular - A being who is infinitely gay.


As opposed to straight.
Look at ole' Tacticular over there. I bet him and Tulli ALL UP INS.

iWhen I die, burrah me in Wayne Countay High.
tacticular by Kyle Crews September 20, 2004

Tacti-Cuck 

-Abbreviation of Tactical Cuckold, someone who like to see others do all the military work.
-A wanna-be BroVet that walks, talks, and acts like a combat Veteran, yet has never served in Combat Arms or even the military.
-Evolution of Tacti-Fag for the enlightened age since LGBTQ shooters have been slaying bodies since before the Spartans oiled up each other at Thermopile.
Don't be a Tacti-Cuck, your operator hat and Cry Precision won't make up for your lack trigger time.

Him: "Slay bodies!" or "Sheep Dog" or _________

You: "Get back to your keyboard and Gucci guns you Tacti-Cuck fuck."
Tacti-Cuck by EBS Inc. November 7, 2018

Tacticock 

Tacticock:
When you duct tape a laser pointer or maglite (mini) for some to your dick.
It was so dark in the bedroom I had to turn on my tacticock to find my clothes.

Its also what happens when you reach a whole new level of tacti-cool and don't have anything else to mount a light or laser to.
Tacticock by Igotnuthing March 31, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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