Any (and I do man ANY) flat horizontal surface upon which one can arrange powder cocaine or methamphetamine in lines for the purpose of snorting through a straw. Drug users are a curious lot. The same doper chick who carries hand sanitizer around in her purse will do a line off the toilet in a public restroom in a pinch.
Loserdoperchick: "Hey, I scored some powder, you got a table in here?"
Dude: "There's a CD case under your seat, but I thought I told you I didn't want that shit in my car. I've got a job and a reputation, you know? How do you afford it anyway since you're an unemployed junkie?"
Loserdoperchick: "I blew some guy in the bathroom of the last club we were in."
Dude: "Remind me why I put up with you again."
Loserdoperchick: "Because when I'm fucked up, I take it in the ass like a pornstar."
An inanimate object that James Hetfield of Metallica claims to be.
I AM THE TABLE!
the equivalent of fuck used mostly towards men. Also used to be as offensive as cunt is to women when used at men.
Dude that guys such a table
what the table
Somewhere to have sex.
I had sex on the table with margaret.
A usually flat, horizontal surface, around which people often gather to smoke righteous ganja buds, and to throw their paraphernalia on afterwards, during, and before the action of said smoking. Another interesting and defining feature of tables, is their ability to prevent to loss of the items they hold: yes, if you're ever worried about some important document, or an intricate south asian glass figurine, just find a table to place it on and you;ll know exactly where it is when you next look for it!
Guy 1: "hey dude, im so baked
, i can't find anything. where are the weed and intricate south asian glass figurines at?"
Guy 2: " bro, they're on the table. right were you left them."
noun:slang term for turntables
man chris was rockin' those tables last night at the party!
A game involving taking and drinking other peoples drinks that have been left on the table or the bar. Usually when they are looking away or gone to the toilet.
"Jeff and I had no money in the club the other night so we just played a game of tables"