This woman is a very smart person. Who's always on top of things. However can be mistaken for a sneeze if their name is said out loud
Person A: "Tzu-ching!"
Person B: "Bless you"
Person A: "Oh, I didn't sneeze. I was calling Tzu-Ching"
Person C: "Hey, hi, hello. I'm Tzu-Ching"
Person B: "Oh."
Person B: "Bless you"
Person A: "Oh, I didn't sneeze. I was calling Tzu-Ching"
Person C: "Hey, hi, hello. I'm Tzu-Ching"
Person B: "Oh."
by Not Tzu Ching March 1, 2020
Someone who brags about how tough they are and talk as if they're invincible yet when it comes down to an actual fight they will back off and get scared. Much like the characteristics of the Shih Tzu dog who will bark and snarl at something and then flee and cower when faced with the threat.
"Jimmy talks tough but he's really a Shih Tzu. He was picking Barry but by the time Barry rolled up his sleeves, Jimmy was nowhere to be seen"
by Some DUDE!!!!@ September 22, 2006
Guy 1: Holy fuck it’s coming
Guy 2: hold it in we are close to the gas station
Guy 1: oh fuck I’m shitting everywhere fuck
Guy 2: holy fuck I got it in my fingers
Guy 1: Let the dog lick it off
Guy 2: Our dog is a Bad breed for shit licking
Guy 1: what breed?
Guy 2: a shit tzu haha get it because the situation we are in is called a shit tzu
Guy 1: *starts aggressively sucking his dick*
Guy 2: oh fuck yes
Guy 1: let me wipe the shit away
Guy 2: fuck that
Guy 1: okay stop the car
Guy 2: we are in traffic
Guy 1: let them crash
Guy 2: start sucking bitch
Guy 1 : why don’t you bring that fat ass over here
Guy 2: no I need your shit covered ass
Guy 1: *starts riding him*
Guy 2: oh fuck I’m cumming
Guy 1: * aggressively jacks off*
Guy 2: daddy chill
Guy 1: gotta get that last nut in before that train hits us
Guy 2: train?
Guy 1: *cums all over himself*
Shit Tzu: kill me
Train: kills all of them
Guy 2: hold it in we are close to the gas station
Guy 1: oh fuck I’m shitting everywhere fuck
Guy 2: holy fuck I got it in my fingers
Guy 1: Let the dog lick it off
Guy 2: Our dog is a Bad breed for shit licking
Guy 1: what breed?
Guy 2: a shit tzu haha get it because the situation we are in is called a shit tzu
Guy 1: *starts aggressively sucking his dick*
Guy 2: oh fuck yes
Guy 1: let me wipe the shit away
Guy 2: fuck that
Guy 1: okay stop the car
Guy 2: we are in traffic
Guy 1: let them crash
Guy 2: start sucking bitch
Guy 1 : why don’t you bring that fat ass over here
Guy 2: no I need your shit covered ass
Guy 1: *starts riding him*
Guy 2: oh fuck I’m cumming
Guy 1: * aggressively jacks off*
Guy 2: daddy chill
Guy 1: gotta get that last nut in before that train hits us
Guy 2: train?
Guy 1: *cums all over himself*
Shit Tzu: kill me
Train: kills all of them
by DictionaryMan76 July 8, 2023
Really bad zoo, bit like the one in Baghdad, where only a couple of animals are left alive and even these get fed so rarely they can barely move.
by Da Grinch August 3, 2007
A deceiving face that pisses everywhere in your home. Looks like Falcor (never ending story) when shaved.
by st.lupuplin August 9, 2015
an uncircumsized penis which, because of its extranious layers of skin, resembles the dog of the same name.
by Johann F. Salazar April 27, 2005
Chinaman born about 500B.C. who is revered by military fantasists and qouted by athletes because he wrote a book about common sense and simple thinking.
A: The enemy has surrounded us 10:1, what should we do?
B: I'll check what Sun Tzu said to do
*some time later*
A: well?
B: It says if you are surrounded 10:1, then retreat. We know what we have to do, so that means we have won half the battle already!
*in the time it took to read this the enemy kill everyone*
B: I'll check what Sun Tzu said to do
*some time later*
A: well?
B: It says if you are surrounded 10:1, then retreat. We know what we have to do, so that means we have won half the battle already!
*in the time it took to read this the enemy kill everyone*
by Kung-fu Jesus July 16, 2004