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harmony: yo wsg twin you heard what shorty was saying?

angel: nah what she say?

harmony: she said you was flirting w her mans

angel: what is shorty tmat ?
tmat by og jayliana May 9, 2022
Urban Dictionary Merch
The Man's Awesome thing, or a penis. Pronounced "Tee-Mat"
Dang boi. You've got a big-a** tMat for an asian.
tMat by JuJu The Hinder December 21, 2008
Here he is - TMAT
TMAT by sparkyrae March 14, 2020
Throw money at that sh**.

When you absolutely hate doing something, you may be able to pay someone else to do it for you.
A: "I have to move next week. Ugh, I hate moving!"
B: "Just tmats, man.. hire a moving company.
tmats by eatsleepraverepeat May 27, 2014

Almadoesn'tmater  

Almadoesn'tmatter
An object or logo from a school one may have flunked out of or went on to get a better job without the degree from that school because it was so frustrating. Like when you can't finish a degree plan because some of the courses needed to get that particular degree are not or no longer offered at that school
Here is a football jersey from your 'Almadoesn'tmatter"
I know you did not make the team and lost your scholarship but hey you may have some nostalgia for this.
Source: Lloyd Johnsoon, Caney Head, Texas
Here is a football jersey from your 'Almadoesn'tmater'
I know you did not make the team and lost your scholarship but hey you may have some nostalgia for this.

I gave Katz a tray from LU where she tried to get a law degree and could not complete because the courses were not offered to complete the degree plan so her Almadoesn'tmater as she has an excellent job as a government litigator.
Almadoesn'tmater by Lloyd Johnson December 24, 2007
Taking My Ass To Bed
Someone would probably say this by saying “I may start tmatb” or either other ways
tmatb by Koahl February 11, 2023
Take my ass too sleep
I need to tmats, it’s way pass my bedtime 😭
Tmats by anonymous November 7, 2023
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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