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C.A.I.T.L.I.N. 

acronym, not a name

Continuously
Annoying
Intelligence
'Til

Intervention
Needed

I.e. a Code C.A.I.T.L.I.N.
A: Why are they behaving so erratically?
B: Their handler is on vacation & they're unsupervised
A: Code C.A.I.T.L.I.N. again?
B: Looks like it

O.P.T.L.I.F. 

A abbreviation for

Oh
Praise
The
Lord
It's
Friday
Worker 1: Hey guess what day it is... FRIDAY!

Worker 2: O.P.T.L.I.F. !!!
O.P.T.L.I.F. by saladlickerman January 21, 2010

the S H E T L I N G S 

only the best band ever made up by holly and luna. they are known for almost dying alot when together with nikki the other child of the night---- down below you will se the lyric to their best song---- they are known for feliz navidad.
that is how to be a shetling, by S H E T L I N G S
👇
Hey little one, don't forget to have fun
you are such a ball because i want you to fall off the flat earth. ;)
As for you, you smell of poo
Somebody febreze you
So le-let me move
This is how to be a shetling
they like a little sharting
We'll get you yoted off the flat earth
A keeeeebler, singing “we-e-e love you”

How to be a shetling
They like a little sharting
We'll get you yoted off the flat earth
A keeebler, singing “we-e-e love you”

Jk we don't
'Cause we hey-ey-ey ate you
Do you understand, you are not a man
But if you think you are, we’ll have yoted to mars
If you get yoted, chances of life are slim
And when you die, you will no longer be a guy
This is how to be a shetling
They like a little sharting
We'll get you yoted off the flat earth
A keeebler, singing “we-e-e love you”

Jk we don't
'Cause we hey-ey-ey ate you
We'll get you yoted off the flat earth
A keeebler, singing “we-e-e love you”

This is how to be a SHE-EH-EH-EHTLING

and that is the meaning of the S H E T L I N G S

i.d.w.t.l.b.i.d.w.t.d 

I don't want to live but I don't want to die
im depressed i.d.w.t.l.b.i.d.w.t.d

i.d.w.t.l.b.i.d.w.t.k.m 

i.dont.want.to.live.but.i.dont.want.to.kill.myself
friend: hey how are you?

me:oh well .. i.d.w.t.l.b.i.d.w.t.k.m

i.d.w.t.l.b.i.d.w.t.k.m 

i.dont.want.to.live.but.i.dont.want.to.kill.myself.
friend:how are you??

me: oh well..i.d.w.t.l.b.i.d.w.t.k.m