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Scoots T-hom 

1)(adjective)A guy who is extremely sexy and/or has a nice ass.

2)(noun)The hottest boarder guy out there.
1)Oh my god! He has a scoots t-hom ass!
2)Oh my god! It IS Scoots T-hom!(wets pants)

E.T Phone Home 

Emergency Tampon - Phone Home! E.T Phone Home occurs when one is out on the town, skeezing it up in a bar, shopping for kicks and rags, or any other activity away from your mad stock of tampons at home. When one E.T Phone Home's they are calling home to ask a family member, pimp, or fellow drug dealer to hook you up with some tampons asap.
"Shit I need to E.T Phone Home!"
"Fuck I forgot it was that time of the month, can I use your phone to E.T Phone Home?"

E.T Phone Home 

The act of calling a mate on your mobile phone, then sticking it up a girls cunt and seeing if you can continue the conversation
Guy 1: I called Josh the other day, but unfortunately lost reception when i tried the E.T phone home manouver

Guy 2: Fuckin fat bitches...
E.T Phone Home by pipeline69 May 29, 2011

ain't make it home 

"Then I heard JB ain't make it home (home)" - Kay Flock, Being Honest

Don't try this at home 

Phrase often used in TV shows. When people in it do stupid, dangerous or crazy things and show them to millions of people and they don't want to be responsible for injuries, deaths or any consequences that could happen to the audience. They cover themselves from any lawsuit, charge or accusation but still do it looking cool captivating the audience
Cool guy 1: "Remember kids, don't try this at home!"

*cool guy 1 breaks a brick with his head*

Cool guy 2: "Now see this. Don't try this at home!"

*cool guy 2 gets in a shopping cart and jumps into the ocean*

homie don't play that 

somethin that a true gangsta would never do...
1)"Let's go watch some gay porn."
"Homie don't play that."