Totally. Not. My. Problem
Teacher: Where's your Homework?
Kid: My Dog Ate it
Teacher: T. N. M. P.

A zero for today.
by kaboblet34 January 31, 2011
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Aww t and m are the cutest t loves m so much he just doesn’t understand how much she really loves him
by Xxleaf October 14, 2019
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<Afrix> so when do you want me to order some cute asian girls for this channel?
<Elrol> t/m
<Elrol> at 3:12 am
by moonix teh afrix December 30, 2005
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time and material.
how much labor(time) and how much material is necessary to complete the job
this job will be $10 an hour for 10 hours plus $50 worth of material equals a total job cost of $150
by the blac god of death June 26, 2004
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T H M - Thorpey Herpes Mouth

A condition where the carrier has been around the block so many times in ones 106 Gti that he has herpes mouth. The condition is contagious, it has been discovered that members of society most at risk are the female under 16's but it can be passed on to males through female carriers.
I kissed a bird last she had the worst breath ever
Mate she has T H M - Thorpey Herpes Mouth
by Florence Harper23 April 30, 2008
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When a girl comes up to you and wants to kiss you and you are too drunk to kiss back, simply thrust thumb into her mouth. This is called "T in the M".
by klabt October 17, 2009
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Typical Man Syndrome. The equivelant PMS for men, where often at certain times of the month they get selfish, rude, and dont want to be nice to their female partner unless it invloves food, sex, football, or tinkering with the car.
Oh he's got the T M S again.

Shutit and take some T M S pills.

Dont wanna be taking him round the clothes shops today..he's got a bad case of T M S
by mr mangobongoladydude January 28, 2008
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