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TJ to the Max 

TJ Maxx is a store that sells heavily discounted clothing for various reasons such as out of season, out of style, or some kind of defect in the garment.

When someone is TJ to the Max, that means they are wearing clothes that may have one of the above characteristics. It is a pun of being "TJ" which is Tijuana, Mexico and dirty or old.
Jessica: Did you see Jose sporting that fresh gear?

Edward: Man, that fool is TJ to the Max. He can't afford nothing, besides his Rockawear pants are missing the leather logo belt loop on the back, probably got it on clearance for that defect.
TJ to the Max by EscaVi from SD March 10, 2009

TJ Maxx Outlet 

When someone wears a piece of clothing that's so ugly it could only have been purchased at a TJ Maxx Outlet.
Bro, check out that lime green and brown striped shirt that dude is wearing." Yeah, he must've found it on the nerd rack at TJ Maxx Outlet.
TJ Maxx Outlet by RussRivas July 28, 2011
A shitty store with shitty management..
John: Where do you work?
Mike: TJ Maxx.
John: Damn..
Mike: Yeah...
TJ Maxx by Mike__Hawk July 26, 2008
1. A t.j. with a huge penis

2. A crappy store
HOLY CRAP!! That guy's a TJ maxx!!
TJ Maxx by Ria March 6, 2005
A boy who a girl might like, a code name
for your crush.
Hey look it's Tjmaxx he's soo cute!
Tjmaxx by Susan $ May 30, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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