9 definitions by Ria

Top Definition
Someone who is sacastic, in a cutting yet witty manner. A person capable of making a remark that could be interpreted as a insult or a joke depending on the sensitivity of the listener and the specific situation. A smart ass is not necessarily a bad person just usually perceptive. ( For terms to refer to an offensive, cruel and asinine person see Jerk, Asshole , idiot, fool etc.)
We were out the other night at the club when this jerk tried to pick up Nick's girlfriend, rather than fight he calmly stepped in and said, 'Look buddy you mother is could never be this PHAT (pretty hot and tempting) you gotta face only a mother could love. Nick's such a smart ass.
by ria June 07, 2004
dominican and puerto rican
she is a dominirican nena.
by RIA November 29, 2003
Derived from ESP (extra sensory perceptions); the state of giving or receiving said perceptions simultaneously (i.e. having the same thoughts, saying the same things, doing the same things as another person at exactly the same time).
Credited to SAN, 2004
"Are you espishing what I'm espishing?" (translation: are you thinking of doing what I'm thinking of doing?)

"Is that girl wearing a skirt with her belt or a belt with her skirt?"
by ria November 02, 2004
A frightening person with a very large smile, Or a strangely shaped face. Can also be used as a verb.
Noun: That guy at the entrance is a KL0W/\/!!

Verb: You'd better not KL0W/\/!! Its f*cking SCARY
by Ria March 06, 2005
The man iv always loved and always will love
I had an amazing boyfriend called Gurch
by Ria November 07, 2004
To give someone a handjob/ to finger them. anything one can do to themselves, done by another person, with a sexual intent
Ria molesterbated Tj when he took his pants off

Tj molesterbated that hot girl in the movie theatre
by Ria March 12, 2005
to rialize that ramya should be potd everyday
ria finally rialized that she loved ramya enough to make her potd
by ria April 17, 2003
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