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szafranski

the act of inserting a new born baby back into the vagina of the mother, head first, and having sexual intercourse with the anus of a boy or vagina of a girl. when climax has been reached, you must give the mother a pearl necklace.
when i was born, my mom didn't have a c-section, she had a szafranski
szafranski by icyhot November 9, 2008

Szafranski’d 

When a project/trip takes far longer than it should take or costs more than it should cost, but only because of outside influences, and things that cannot be prepared for.

Getting stuck behind a driver who goes under the speed limit, doesn’t use turning lanes backing traffic up, and doesn’t appear to be going anywhere, just out driving around to make you late. Thus causing you to wonder whether or not said people are real, or just out to get in the way like in the Truman show.

Example: You have a 30 minute drive ahead, so you leave 40 minutes in advance, get szafranski’d and arrive 1 minute late. Next time you leave 50 minutes in advance, get szafranski’d and still arrive 1 minute late. So next time you leave 1 hour in advance, and then arrive 35 minutes early.

Trying to save a little money when completing a project by purchasing the cheaper of 2 items, only to end up having to go back and purchase the more expensive item anyways. Thus costing significantly more than anticipated because you had to purchase the item twice. Then, getting stuck behind a slow driver while making several trips to purchase said items.
I left the house and the first car I got behind szafranski’d me all the way there.

We were late because we got szafranski’d.

I ended up getting szafranski’d while working on my project.
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Szafranski’d 

When a project/trip takes far longer than it should take or costs more than it should cost, but only because of outside influences, and things that cannot be prepared for.

Getting stuck behind a driver who goes under the speed limit, doesn’t use turning lanes backing traffic up, and doesn’t appear to be going anywhere, just out driving around to make you late. Thus causing you to wonder whether or not said people are real, or just out to get in the way like in the Truman show.

Example: You have a 30 minute drive ahead, so you leave 40 minutes in advance, get szafranski’d and arrive 1 minute late. Next time you leave 50 minutes in advance, get szafranski’d and still arrive 1 minute late. So next time you leave 1 hour in advance, and then arrive 35 minutes early.

Trying to save a little money when completing a project by purchasing the cheaper of 2 items, only to end up having to go back and purchase the more expensive item anyways. Thus costing significantly more than anticipated because you had to purchase the item twice. Then, getting stuck behind a slow driver while making several trips to purchase said items.
I left the house and the first car I got behind szafranski’d me all the way there.

We were late because we got szafranski’d.

I ended up getting szafranski’d while working on my project.

szafranek07 

szafranek07 is cringe af
szafranek07 by fartgun May 27, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026