Man with the smallest cock ever know to exist..
That man has a syzmon sized package.
by Bosc777 January 17, 2017
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Man who know infinite knowledge of polish lore and minecraft recipes they are known to be absolute fucking cretins
Bro you know guy named syzmon?
Yeah he taught how to make a ender eye
yeah hes a cretin
by reillyburger December 26, 2022
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