Systemic Magical Bullshit is the term applied to the uncanny ability to perform particular feats that have an extremely low percent chance of success. This is mainly noted through the subject in question's ability to do something that would ordinarily take years of experience and still trouble experts in performing, or defy society's perception and expectations on the basic abilities of a human being.
The general note behind this form of bullshit is that it appears to be done with a degree of absolute focus and methodical execution hence systematic, but also with an exceptional amount of what people would describe as luck, chance, or even magic. Overall friends, family, and random bystanders will usually refer to what they've just seen as Bullshit, as it appears to be beyond any human's degree of knowledge or ability.
The term is usually used as a one-liner by those awestruck by what they had seen following the above criteria. Due to the awkward collection of words assembled, using the term in a sentence is extremely difficult, and to only be used in a sentence by those well-versed in correct grammar. Usually you're too stunned to need to use the term to actually make a sentence out of it, however.
The general note behind this form of bullshit is that it appears to be done with a degree of absolute focus and methodical execution hence systematic, but also with an exceptional amount of what people would describe as luck, chance, or even magic. Overall friends, family, and random bystanders will usually refer to what they've just seen as Bullshit, as it appears to be beyond any human's degree of knowledge or ability.
The term is usually used as a one-liner by those awestruck by what they had seen following the above criteria. Due to the awkward collection of words assembled, using the term in a sentence is extremely difficult, and to only be used in a sentence by those well-versed in correct grammar. Usually you're too stunned to need to use the term to actually make a sentence out of it, however.
"And you see, bob, that's how you tame a mountain lion with a steak wrapped around your neck..."
Bob: "...Systematic Magical Bullshit..."
Bob: "...Systematic Magical Bullshit..."
by Duckelon April 20, 2015
by Arturus Rex September 5, 2003
(Sis-tem-Mat-ick Poh-ler reel-iz-em) N. 1) A writing style coined in 2001 by Wyoming Writer Kenny D Hollis. It incorporates Gonzo Journalism and Capote Intellect. 2) The cornerstone for AUN Publishing of Denver, Colorado. 3) The future of American Writing.
Systematic Polar Realism
1) Kenny Hollis' first book "The Hairless Ape" was the finest example of Systematic Polar Realism that I have ever seen. That is why he is the father of modern writing.
1) Kenny Hollis' first book "The Hairless Ape" was the finest example of Systematic Polar Realism that I have ever seen. That is why he is the father of modern writing.
by SirIsaacHillary September 8, 2005
Generally performed during a large code development project, when the developer wishes to drink whilst continuing to code, and fight off the effects of long-term sleep deprivation and alcohol.
The method is as follows:
The developer drinks 2 regular alcoholic drinks, followed by 1 non-alcoholic energy drink, and then repeats the process during the course of the project.
The method is as follows:
The developer drinks 2 regular alcoholic drinks, followed by 1 non-alcoholic energy drink, and then repeats the process during the course of the project.
Man, I did some Systematic and Progressive Accomplishment Drinking last night to punch through developing the new website, feeling pretty second hand, but at least the website is finished!
by Erofee March 9, 2013
A virus and debuff in a popular Roblox game Decaying Winter. It is seen in the standard mode and is one of the primary issues to survival in the game. It can be cured using the augmentin antibiotics and tablets.
Berserker: Damn, I ain't gonna last long, I got stage 4 systematic infection.
Drifter: My man got stage 4 cancer
Drifter: My man got stage 4 cancer
by yogha August 28, 2023