When one uses other words, on purpose to exaggerate or by accident because they don’t know how to spell, to build another word.
To exaggerate:
Person 1: How was your history class today?
Person 2: Not so great, I had my final eggs ham.
Person 1: Hmm, using synonym toast crunch? I guess it didn’t go to well at all?
Just plain stupid:
Waiter: *brings food to customers*
Customers: Thank you!
Waiter: You’re welcome, enjoy the meal and bone-apple-tea!
Customers: *to themselves* What a bad case of synonym toast crunch. I think she meant bone apetit.
Person 1: How was your history class today?
Person 2: Not so great, I had my final eggs ham.
Person 1: Hmm, using synonym toast crunch? I guess it didn’t go to well at all?
Just plain stupid:
Waiter: *brings food to customers*
Customers: Thank you!
Waiter: You’re welcome, enjoy the meal and bone-apple-tea!
Customers: *to themselves* What a bad case of synonym toast crunch. I think she meant bone apetit.
by thatblueguy13 August 3, 2018
Jerk-off: To masturbate (a dated, yet still-perfectly adequate locution.) The term also refers to (see Cable Guy,) to a complete ass-hole, in its noun-form.
Synonyms: jerk-off
Verb: I was about to jerk-off with some Jergens and a Kate Upton titty-shot when my mom barged in: fuuuuuuck.
Noun: Dontay is a total jerk-off and he's off the team.
Synonyms: Beating off, rubbing one out, yankin it, wanking, making dead babies* (*mine)
Verb: I was about to jerk-off with some Jergens and a Kate Upton titty-shot when my mom barged in: fuuuuuuck.
Noun: Dontay is a total jerk-off and he's off the team.
Synonyms: Beating off, rubbing one out, yankin it, wanking, making dead babies* (*mine)
by Porno-Scholar November 17, 2013
to quit, esp. from fear; to chicken out or back down as from intimidation;
scared or frightened to act; back down from a confrontational situation because you are too afraid to act.
scared or frightened to act; back down from a confrontational situation because you are too afraid to act.
After being challenged, he punked out.
You just got punked out! (=You walked away or retreated after being challenged, or verbally abused or disrespected.
You just got punked out! (=You walked away or retreated after being challenged, or verbally abused or disrespected.
by weave March 17, 2003
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by David January 14, 2004
Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount July 11, 2008
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